Name: Beka
Age: 31
Contact: atrafeathers on plurk
Other Characters: Athessa, Lino, Lucien, Henry, Skull
Interests: oh you know i'm just here for a good time


Name: Milo Minderbinder
Canon/OC: Catch-22
Canon Point: Episode 4
Journal: itemize
Age: 27

Canon World

Earth, World War II era. Mid-war, specifically, and a little exaggerated because it's satire.

History

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https://catch22.fandom.com/wiki/Milo_Minderbinder

Personality

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Strengths & Weaknesses

Strengths:

• You need a fast talker? Milo Minderbinder can talk anyone into or out of a paper bag if you need him to. In fact, he'll talk the same man into the paper bag he just talked him out of, at twice the price.


• D'ya like coffee? Tea? How about sugar or cream to put in your hot beverage of choice? Milo Minderbinder can get those for ya. He makes friends fast and deals faster. Somehow, someway, he always manages to get that hot commodity and he ain't stingy about sharing with his friends.


• Capisci l'italiano? You might never hear Milo speak more than a few words of a foreign language but he clearly understands at least four other than English. He'll have a leg up learning to communicate with native Thedosians.


• Cool as a cucumber, that's Milo Minderbinder. He's calm under pressure and always ready to make the best out of a bad situation.

Weaknesses:

• Greed. If it's between a selfless act and a profit, he's gonna choose the profit, even if he might say he's gonna be selfless.


• Even though he's a trained soldier, he's not much of a fighter.


• Also, he's a ginger so he burns easy.

Suggested Nerfs

None needed, he's just a regular ol hooman.

Arrival Inventory

In Milo's dream, he'll be in a cargo plane with roughly fifty goats, his best friend Yossarian, some nameless crew and his trusty Italian valets. Crates of black market foodstuffs will be aboard the plane, and a suitcase of chocolate bars, instant coffee, and a few tins of loose-leaf darjeeling tea as well. He's wearing his lieutenant's uniform and a leather bomber jacket, sunglasses, and a pilot's cap (even though he's not a pilot).

Fit

Well Milo is a very enterprising young man and he's probably going to establish a new black market in order to break the tea, sugar, and coffee blockades affecting Riftwatch. He's a capitalist with a specific set of morals and I think it'd be hilarious.


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